You may find this amusing:
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Getting ready for the conference call:
Step one:
Prepare a four by four square, randomly filling each cell with one of the below phrases / words.
| revisit | synergy | accretive | pitch |
| double check | bottom line | value-added | impressive growth |
| margin expansion | scrubbed | aggressive | market |
| 24/7 | benchmarking | premium | leverage |
Step two:
Tick off each block when one of the phrases is mentioned
Step three:
When you have ticked off four boxes in a row, column or diagonally, stand up, bang your fist on the table and shout "BULLSHIT!"
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